: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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