After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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