i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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