I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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