Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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