Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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