HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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