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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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