Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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