No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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