Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
