margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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