Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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