a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
dude. I can hear the air.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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