two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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