The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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