so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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