Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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