talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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