he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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