did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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