i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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