that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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