she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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