He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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