Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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