haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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