I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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