Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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