Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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