Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Less talking, more tequila
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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