He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do vagina's smell?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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