you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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