Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
