I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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