like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
where does the pee come out of this thing
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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