turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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