Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
