Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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