Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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