was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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