Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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