I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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