Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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