Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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