dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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