She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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