Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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