i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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