Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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