Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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