Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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