I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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