They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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