i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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