Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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